Angela Norton, international expert on folk
tales, myths, and legends, slammed back another
shot of tequila and bit the lime and wished she
could take a bite out of Diego Calverton. She
didn't even need a lick of salt to add to the
flavor when she bit him. The anticipation of the
taste of his blood and his scream of pain when
she sank her teeth into him made her lick her
lips.
Angela tasted the last of the lime juice and
pulp. Then the tequila's heat hit the back of
her throat and added to the anger burning in her
gut.
Damn Diego and his bimbos. Ph.D. in
Anthropology. Head of her department. And
absolutely no brains in her head. With complete
disgust at herself, Angela realized that even
after three years of having sex with Diego and
knowing - knowing - what the dick-head was like
and what and who he liked, she still held the
delusion that she was the special woman in his
life.
But, there Diego was, boogying away on the dance
floor with a petite, dark haired, sloe-eyed
bimbo whom he'd try to pass off as yet another
cousin.
Angela was damn tired of Diego and his so-called
cousins. She'd seen the way he'd made a beeline
to that girl when she walked into Nita and
Call's wedding reception dance. Smiling at her
like she was the love of his life and he hadn't
seen her in years.
Damn men and the way they sniffed around those
young girls.
Being over thirty, close to six feet tall, and
smart sucked big time.
Angela banged the shot glass down on the bar.
Too bad it wasn't Diego's skull.
"Again."
"Hey, Professor Doctor," yet another of Diego's
cousins - this one male and a solid hunk like
all the others - put his hand over her glass
preventing the bartender from filling it,
"you're drinking 100% Blue Agave, Reposado
tequila. And you know the count. 'One tequila,
two tequila -'"
"'Three tequila, Floor,'" Angela quoted along
with him and the bartender. "Teach your
grandmother. Head like a rock. Besides this
isn't my fourth."
"It's her sixth," the bartender helpfully
supplied. "I was going to shut her off, sir."
"Hey," Angela peered at him over her glasses.
"No way. I'm not driving. I can drink. I bet I
can drink any of yous, uh, yews, yourse guys
under the table."
"We'll try it later." Like damn Diego, this
cousin had the same smooth deep baritone voice
that made her curlies wet. His, though, had the
lightest hint of Hispanic accent, just musical
enough to make her toes curl as if scrunching in
hot, white beach sand while being plied with
tall, frosty, fruity alcoholic drinks and
wondering why the hell she hadn't picked a nude
beach.
"Right now, let's go eat. My mamacita will want
to know how you liked her ranchero beans and my
uncles are proud of their fajitas. You must try
them."
Feeling slightly hypnotized, okay and a lot
drunk, Angela kept her hand tucked into the
hunk's hand while he led her to a table.
His calluses were precisely rough enough to
bring out the cave-woman in Angela, the part
that said, "This man's a Man with a capital M."
Why she didn't get wet around all the available
brainiacs around the universities and digs she
frequented, she didn't know. She definitely had
ample opportunities.
But, nooooo, she had to hang around waiting for
dick-head Diego to call or come back from
whatever job he was troubleshooting for his
family's businesses.
She needed to do something with her life. Like
move on with it.
And holding her hand, weaving through tables of
people, chatting in both English and Spanish,
was this gorgeous hunk. His black Armani suit
had been poured on him, delineating broad
shoulders, above which rose a golden brown neck
that supported a head with deep brown hair with
sun-highlighted red streaks.
Angela knew women who paid big bucks for hair
that color.
He turned his head and smiled at her. It was the
kind of smile advertisers would kill to get to
use to endorse their products.
Angela knew women who would pay big bucks for
that smile on that face above his naked body -
if he were in the market to be a high-class
call-boy-toy.
He had a smile a woman could get drunk on.
Oh, wait. She was drunk. Never mind. Angela
decided she'd just smile back and pretend for a
bit that he was her personal call-boy-toy. After
all, what's-his-name dick-head was off in
another corner of the room listening to that
chicky girl yap like she was the most
fascinating woman on the fucking planet.
Maybe she'd just go home with her pretend
call-boy-toy. Diego - oh, yeah, that was the
bastard's name. Angela managed to keep herself
from spitting when his name floated into her
tequila-soaked brain cells. Diego didn't have
any claims on her, just like she didn't have any
claims on him. She had no ring. They'd set no
date. All they had was great fucks,
occasionally, when their jobs gave them time to
get together.
Shit, she was beginning to think rationally. She
needed her own bottle of tequila.
Boy-toy - yum, yum, Angela got a quick glance at
his package slightly tenting those smooth Armani
pants when she sat in the chair he pulled out
from a table for her. Forget boy. This
definitely was Man.
The Man was talking. Angela focused for a
minute, then realized he was introducing her to
the four other people at the table. Names
floated in one ear and out the other. Angela
smiled, nodded, and reached for the tequila
bottle.
So pretty with the agave plant blown inside the
bottle.
The Man's hand stopped her. "Let's eat a bit
first, why don't we?"
Angela puffed out her bottom lip at Mr. Man who
had the audacity to laugh at her. Hell, it never
worked with Diego either.
She just wasn't cute and cuddly. The pouty lip
only worked for cute and cuddly chickies, like
the chick who was looking at damn-his-body Diego
like he was the greatest stud in the fucking
world.
Crap, okay, so maybe he was. But - damn it all -
he was still her stud. Isn't there a law about
dancing with the one who brung ya? Or in her
case, being danced with the one who brought her?
"Darlin', I'll dance with you."
Angela turned to stare at the wizened old man
seated next to her. "I beg your pardon?"
"If your stud Diego is stupid enough to leave
you alone, I'll dance with you."
"Wrong, viejo, you dance with anybody, it's me,"
an equally old woman informed him.
"My stud?" Wildly, Angela looked around the
table.
"You are real purty and cuddly-lookin'.
Personally, you can do that pouty lip on me and
I'll be putty in your hands. Who the fu.... Ow,"
a young man jerked his head back from the slap
across his mouth the woman next to him had
landed on him.
"Don't you use words like that when there's
ladies present, dirt bag. Damn it, I think your
hard head made me break a nail."
"Give him the pouty lip and make him buy you a
new set," the Man suggested calmly. "Drink some
tea, Professor Doctor."
"Um, what is going on here?" Angela hissed at
the Man and then nearly choked on the heavily
sugared tea that tasted more like limeade than
tea. Damn it, that young woman pouted the puffy
lower lip at her date. In turn, he cooed at her
fingers like they had the magic to turn his
putty into rock-hard marble.
"You talk a lot," the sweet-looking,
white-haired grandmotherly woman leaned around
her husband to address Angela, "and loud. So far
we've heard that Diego is your stud, and you're
jealous of the young woman Diego 'the greatest
stud in the f-ing world' is to talking to. And,
hija, you have absolutely no reason to be
jealous of any woman, especially not Katarina.
You also said you like Esteban's package - he
gets that from this old viejo, by the way. He
was hung prime in his young days."
"Ewwww, abuelita!" Voices shrieked from people
not only at the table, but from tables around
them.
The old lady pounded her laughing husband on the
back until he stopped choking.
The old man drank some water from the glass the
young woman held. "What? You think you kids
invented sex? Only one Virgin Birth in history
and Jesus Christ ain't at this wedding. And,
veija, I'm still prime hung."
"Gramps!"
"Si, si, you're hung all right. That's the
problem," the old woman sighed, "you just hang
there these days."
"I'll get you some male enhancement herbs,
Gramps," Esteban nodded thanks at the waiter who
set heaping plates in front of him and Angela.
"Come dance with me, viejo. Maybe I fix you up
right. I'm all the male enhancement you need."
The old man stood and gave Angela a courtly bow.
"My wife commands me. I must dance with her. If
Esteban does not behave properly, you must tell
me. I am his grandfather. I shall have him
beaten."
"Yeah? You and what Army? Try it and I don't get
you no man herbs."
It amazed Angela how quickly this sophisticated
man immediately went berserk with testosterone
overload and dropped to the level of a
schoolyard boy's sneer at the thought of a
fight, even when the challenge was from his
elderly grandfather.
"Me and your father and uncles and your
cousins."
Okay, so Esteban learned attitude at a young age
by Gramps' example.
"Yeah," the young man rubbed ice on his cut lip.
He pointed a finger at the woman next to him,
"This one's got a mean right hook. She'll help
take you out."
The grandfather nodded. "Yes, she learned that
from her abuelita."
He turned back to Esteban. "And I have no need
of man herbs. I have a wife." He helped his wife
from her chair. "Time you got a good one also.
"But not this one," the old man pressed withered
lips against Angela's cheek. "This one is
Diego's. He is just estupido and hasn't realized
it yet."
The older couple moved slowly, but gracefully
onto the dance floor followed at a watchful
distance by the younger couple. With all six of
the other chairs at the table now empty, Angela
looked down at her plate of food. Better that
than looking at Esteban directly. She wondered
if she could just crawl out of the dance beneath
the tables.
"I apologize for embarrassing you," Angela told
her fork, wishing it were the pretty bottle of
tequila.
"Hey, it's okay. Rather flattering actually."
The sneering schoolboy was gone and Mr. Charm
was back. "You've been drinking Reposado
tequila. Tequila takes people in different ways.
Some fall on the floor. Some get mean. You
chatter. We'll pass it off as the tequila
talking."
"Thank you, Esteban." Angela picked through the
food with her fork. Fajitas, ranchero beans with
salt pork and celantro, Spanish rice, guacamole,
chili con queso, flour tortillas. It all smelled
delicious, but Angela was too busy eating crow.
She'd never be able to face Diego's family
again. "Excuse me, Esteban. I need to leave."
"Steve," he said with a heartbreaking smile at
odds with his grip on her shoulder keeping her
from standing up. "Only my grandparents call me
'Esteban.' My parents had me baptized 'Stephen.'
But the grandparents are proud of the Mexican
heritage, even though their own parents were
born in the U.S. They insist on calling all of
us by the Spanish equivalent of our names and
only spoke to us in Spanish when we were young."
"It's the best way to learn a language." Angela
tried to shrug his hand off her shoulder. She
didn't want to use the young woman's example of
decking him, but she wanted out. Now. She'd call
a taxi. If there weren't any hotel rooms left in
town, she'd pay for him to take her back to
Phoenix. No way in hell was she going back to
Diego's house and his bed.
"Eat, Professor Doctor." Without taking his hand
off her, Steve rolled a bit of fajita in a piece
of flour tortilla with his other hand and held
it to her mouth.
Angela bit, but missed the bastard's fingers.
She had to settle for chewing the fajita and
tortilla and glaring at him.
"I'm telling you, Professor Doctor -"
"Angela," she interrupted around a mouthful of
savory, chewy meat.
"Angela," he repeated with an incline of his
head, "come tomorrow, no one's going to remember
your tequila words. Be grateful. The only time I
got that drunk I ended up a daddy nine months
later."
Angela relaxed fractionally, hoping to catch him
off guard so she could make a dash out the door.
"Must have been a sobering experience."
His white teeth gleamed in dark honey skin. Damn
it. Why couldn't she blow off Diego and take
this gorgeous man into her bed?
Because he didn't make her nipples hard with a
glance. His scent of smoky white sage with a
hint of lavender was comforting, but didn't make
her panties wet like Diego's scent of soap and
male musk lust.
Steve's hand on her shoulder was just damn
annoying. Diego's slightest brush of his skin
against hers sent ripples through her that made
her blood sing and her innermost being weep for
his hands, his mouth - hell - his cock between
her legs.
She continued to eat the food Steve poked in her
mouth and wondered where the hell Diego had
taken off with the bimbo-chick. Idly, she
wondered how he'd feel if she took off with
Steve.
Goose for the gander. No wait, that wasn't
right. She must still be a trifle drunk. Sauce
for the goose? Naw, that didn't sound right
either. But she sure did want to cook Diego's
goose.
She glanced at her plate. Damn, had she almost
finished all the food? Now that she was sobering
up, she'd be able to plan on just how to get
back at Diego for deserting her for some chicky
girl.
She knew. First, she'd tie Diego on the bed.
Naked. Then she'd slowly stroke a feather boa
across him until his first cum jeweled on his
tip. When he screamed for her to take him, she'd
tie the boa around his cock and slide it up and
down while she made herself come. He'd shoot
straight into the air and beg her for more.
She glanced sideways at Steve. Odd how she
hadn't noticed that bit of red on his cheeks. He
should use a sun-block to keep from burning like
that.
Maybe now that she had some food on her stomach,
she might be able to persuade him to give her
back that pretty bottle of tequila.
He looked directly into her eyes. "Not even if
you tied me up with that feather boa, baby.
You're chattering again."
"Shit. Shit. Shit." Angela covered her face with
both hands.
"Hey, baby, it was a cool fantasy. And if I
didn't think Diego would kill me, I'd go home
with you tonight. Diego's a damn lucky man."
Angela slumped in the chair. "Diego's a bastard.
He's been chasing after some young girl ever
since she walked into the wedding reception. I
don't know why I wait for him."
"Because according to my sister Nita, who heard
from our cousin, who was told by her niece, who
was informed by her best friend, who learned
from her mother, who was informed by my own
abuelita that you consider me the greatest stud
in the f-ing world," Diego said smoothly.
Cocky bastard looked smug, but Angela felt her
own cheeks heat with embarrassment, especially
when she saw the cute, young, so very fucking
young, chick holding Diego's hand.
"And this," Diego lifted the girl's hand to his
heart, "is my love, the reason for joy in my
life. My daughter, Katarina Irene."